Well we’ve been smitten with a cancer that has an outrageous name! So it deserves an outrageous song! Pantomime style. In other words you can only sing it if you are wearing yellow satin trousers with yellow spots.
Colangiocarcinoma
It really likes to roam around
And take over everything
A very invasive thing!
Like Holly and the Mistletoe
It gets a grip and won’t let go
It needs a Nuclear afterglow
And a bit of a chop to boot
A rooty tooty toot!
So if you think you’re cosmic bound
Or nutrients for the underground
You tell it you are safe and sound
Cos you’ll send it on its way!
Ole!